Part of working retail is dealing with customers, and dealing with them in a polite and friendly manner that hopefully makes them feel valued and want to come back. But when customers go on long personal rants about whatever it is that’s got their panties in a twist that day, my outer reaction is
while my internal monologue is just -
this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts….
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.
Finally got around to making Ruber’s wonderfully evil eyebrow action from “Quest for Camelot” into a gif. It still cracks me up.
good fucking lord
its doing the wave
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
when people upset the friends
Space Jam vs. The Prince of Egypt | Space Plagues
IM AT WORK AND CANT LISTEN TO THIS BUT IM REBLOGGING IT BECAUSE I KNOW ITS GONNA BE GOOD.
I don’t know how they did it, I really don’t but they tore it up. Like I was dancing in my chair.
I’m bringing it back because it’s Sunday and I don’t think enough people know how good this mix is.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
Can I bellow “CUMMING” the same way I bellow “SWINTON”?
I remain skeptical.
yes, yes you can.
Also gentlemen, take note: this is how you age spectacularly.
I view him and SWINTON as the benevolent, saucy, ambiguous godparents we ALL need.
Dat vest tho