Words of the Newest Jewess

…he charged the ranks and knocked their king Golfimbul’s head clean off with a wooden club. It sailed a hundred yards through the air and went down a rabbit hole, and in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf was invented at the same moment.

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—	J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (via iquestionreality)

um…no. I wear them because they are more comfy than jeans and still look acceptable on a college campus…

YES

fuckyeahpotions-master:

scissorsavvy:

gabrielsbutt:

girl-with-both-eyes:

sassy-gay-sammy:

bradleyc123:

underfundedagony:

British Gay Marriage Commercial

ENGLAND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

YES, ENGLAND.

I am actually crying. Actually crying.

oh dear god can we give them names and write fics about them is that too much to ask for

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KalebNation- Misty Mountains Remix

Oh loathsome procrastination…why do you haunt me so?